morning—skies:

omg the cat on the ceiling 

destroy-everythingyoulove:

thissummersession:

100 Completely Accurate World Accents

omFG I can’t breathe

  • mom: you're beautiful
  • grandma: you have grown into such a beautiful young lady!
  • mom's friends: wow, she's flawless!
  • friends: you're so pretty
  • boys: call animal patrol i think we just discovered a rare breed of ostrich, i think it has rabies
  • One Direction: you're insecure don't know what for
  • Me: do you want a list

nutella-and-fluff:

fuck yes